Just wanted to share a few thoughts about this thing called a Brazilian bikini wax. I had an interesting experience having it DONE. It hurt. Yes, ladies, it DOES. Especially if you’ve never had it done before and you’ve been growing things out down there for a couple of weeks and it’s all crazy like. HOLY CRAP. It DOES HURT. It throbs, the wax is super warm (almost too hot at certain moments), and yes, even if you’re not a big user of profanity, it guarantees that the F work WILL, in fact, fly out. For me? At least three times.

It is…definitely awkward. The woman was all, ok, undress from your waist down and get up here on the table, head at this end! But when you get up there and lay it out….well, forget being modest. It does NOT however, feel like the awkward experience of a gyno visit. There are no awkward stirrups and paper gowns.

I did, in fact, tell Courtney that I hated her, that she was a b*tch, and that she was a big fat liar about it now being too bad. Truth is….It really isn’t that bad in the end. The first day or two after, I was sore…raw…..And yeah a few ingrown hairs popped up (those are fixable).

BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT!!! It’s…yeah. AWESOME. I feel more hygienic for one. And for two?? Well, yeah….you’ll have to figure that out for yourself, should you get one.

But…it’s dang beautiful.

There’s your TMI for the day. ENJOY.