I love you Courtney, but I’m happy to be home. Ha ha ha….You know why?? Because I missed my heated mattress pad. But that’s all. Not because I miss Dan (lol…).  Already, the dogs are annoying the crap out of me. Seriously. I now know where you’re coming from with Daisy. Love ‘em, but hate ‘em all at the same time! They have missed me and therefore want to constantly be touching me. It’s difficult to walk around with two dogs attached at your hips.

I miss this sweet face waking me up in the morning (well, when I left the guest room door open):

Then again, Daisy did licky my ARMPITS to wake me up on Saturday morning. Ha ha….EW!

I also miss the endless supply of wine….Ah, sweet wine….We don’t have a proper wine rack here at home (I wouldn’t know where to put one!! ) Therefore, when at Courtney’s? I typically could be seen looking like this:

Yes, yes…Sometimes I drink red wines….But I can get down the whites much much faster. Meaning a much faster buzz. Lol….I had to drink tons this weekend to keep up with that girl!  I got introduced to the world of hashing (which is so freaking cool — EVEN THOUGH we got lost — I DID have a great time! LOVED it! I can’t wait to find a club in our area). . . and after having the girlie parts waxed, holy crap. I wish I had taken a shot of Cuervo before going in there. Or…at least downed a bottle of wine. It hurt so badly!!

But I forgive Courtney….even though it IS true that I told her that I hated her, she’s a bitch, etc, after I walked out of that room on Saturday morning…..mostly because I was also found doing a little bit of this over the weekend:

In case you can’t tell what’s going on there? Eatin’ some amazing sushi. Oh, yes, we ate this on not one but TWO dinners. OMG. FREAKING AWESOME. We enjoyed this delicious goodness on Friday AND Monday night. Because on Monday we were too damn cold to leave the house.

And speaking of leaving the house when it’s too damn cold…Not to be all out of order here, but on Saturday? When we just HAD to have been smoking crack….because seriously. We walked out of the house optimistically wearing lighter coats than we should have been wearing. So unfortunately, sight-seeing in the capital was kind of cut short…but I managed to see a few things:

Standing in front of the capitol building…

Looking a tad disheveled and windblown after ducking into the art museum (notice the rocking scarf Courtney’s got around her neck?)

I got super delirious from the cold and I fell for this hot sailor….

More details on the weekend later! I’ve got loads more to say and share…

I got home a few hours ago from visiting one of my closest friends. Courtney, I’m so glad to have had the chance to come meet you and get to know you even better. We have a lot in common and I was nervous, as well, that I was going to have a not so fantastic time. Like, we both were thinking on our own…WHAT IF WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON? AT ALL? AUGH! But turns out….that wasn’t a problem. We drank lots of wine, ate a lot of sushi, ate lots of chocolate, gossiped…and got Brazilian’s done (PS: that link to the wax thing?? NSFW. I didn’t realize wikipedia would put funky pics on there…whoops).

I will be posting much more stories in the next couple of days….But here are a couple of pictures to give you a taste of our weekend: